... but I don't get to detox my system here because if I know two things about the Internet, it is thus:
- The Internet is forever.
-The Internet is public.
So I will instead aim a long list of obscenties towards an unnamed person and take what pleasure I can from being vague.
Lazy, entitled, spoiled, pikey, churlish, half-witted, doghearted, fustilarian, ruttish, gormless, harpy, salacious, scummy, craven, idle-headed, buncombing, backstabbing little Cailleach. AND I'll probably never see the $200 she owes me.
You may notice my vocabulary extends to insults as well. For maximum enjoyment, please read as you might Shakespeare.
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